We woke up, had breakfast, and then made lunch--mini turkey corn dogs. Timmy's Shoes almost got booted from the step ladder that B and Cash were using to "help", when all they really did was make a ginormous mess and gave Timmy's shoes the sneezies. It was hilarious.
They took some time to paint masterpieces aka making another huge mess. Timmy's Shoes are very distinguished, they swore up and down that their art would be worth millions someday.
After we cleaned up, the kids needed some time outside. When stepping outside in Texas, during the summer, it's like a skin bbq. Seriously. HOT. Timmy's Shoes are dark, so they wussed out after a short run next to the kids.
They all got a nice little tan, but decided after a vote, that we'd head back inside to play Just Dance on the Wii. It was like an episode of So, You Think You Can Dance in my living room. Timmy's Shoes are really competitive.
We went out for some goodies for my brothers box we are going to send. On the drive home I heard whispering.. Timmy's Shoes were coming up with a scheme with the kids, but no one would tell me what was going on. The only thing I knew was Timmy's Shoes asked if I could make a pit stop at Walgreens. I turned around and this is what I saw.
The kids still stayed mum about what what happening because they are loyal to their uncles shoes. Extremely confused, I went inside, and lo and behold...Timmy's Shoes were wearing a disguise to buy booze! What the what?!!???!?!?!?!?
I don't know who was more shocked..Timmy's Shoes or the Walgreens lady.
Thanks for the wine Timmy! You taught your shoes well.
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